Hi There. I’m not sure how this became my responsibility to mention; how this ever came to be. But…
You cannot use your cell phone in the bathroom.
No.
Bad dog.
President is on the phone? No. You’re bored? No. The big sale? No.
Please help me spread the word. No-cellphone-use-in-the-bathroom.
Thank you for your time.
This is exactly why God invented the text message.
There’s always the promise it will fall in the toilet.