How To Show The World That You Are A Loser

Sign up for this. Why for only $400 a month, you can be the laughing stock of high society! I have bolded the points that will best illustrate what a jackass you are.

"Do you own a luxury car and enjoy the exclusivity? Of course… But why restrict yourself? Now the time has come to define your financial status even in the digital world. Do you belong to high society? Then take this chance to demonstrate your position in an unambiguous manner. Sign up for an email address at The overall number is limited to only 10,000 worldwide and membership is available for US$ 399.00 monthly. This email account offers all the features of a professional global webmail service incl. unlimited eMail traffic, address book, task manager, date reminder function, pop3 function and many more. With an email address at you will show all your email recipients that you have made it! An ordinary person cannot afford US$ 399.00 per month for an email address. Again, what is the point of a yacht in Monaco, a villa in Beverly Hills, or a Bentley in your garage when you are just one out of the billions on the Internet? Rise above the crowd! In a time where everyone is judged by his financial status, the members of can demonstrate their wealth. This is like a virtual diamond ring. To guarantee the exclusivity of the desired email address the number of members is limited, to the most elite ten thousand individuals worldwide. Can you afford it? Show it!"

2 thoughts on “How To Show The World That You Are A Loser

  1. This is something you would think was a hoax, scam, or good joke.

    I honestlly think higher cash flowing people would perfer to not end up in some list on a site like such.

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